How to piss off WF staff

[seeds_of_poison]

How to piss off WF staff

Disclaimer: Pissing off WF staff may lead to demotion, permanent ban, premature ejaculation and beard growth. The poster takes no responsibility of the usage of this information.



1. Post a message asking how to post messages.

2. Put 4 addresses, 5 lines of "Geek Code", 6 ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key, and your home phone in your signature.

3. Post recipes in private news.

4. Post a 56-part MPG file of your dog throwing up in Elite announcement. Announce that you screwed it up and repeat.

5. Start this week's new AOL virus rumor.

6. Format your posts for 90 columns (or 20).

7. Provide a valuable public service by notifying the eager readers of roughly 1,200 forums of your new "HOOTERAMA" phone sex service.

8. Post elaborate conspiracy theories in Inspirational detailing how ATF agents under the control of Chelsea Clinton and Socks have implanted invisible microchips in your genitals.

9. Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.

10. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames.

11. Flame yourself, and complain to your own Admin.

12. Post daily word searches.

13. Maintain a high-level of constructive decorum by addressing someone with whom you disagree as "monkey boy".

14. Inform the Flight Simmers that they're "going straight to h*ll", and then proceed to followup a variety of erotic posts.

15. Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their killfile.

16. Accuse other posters of being AI experiments, Perl scripts, or Emacs macros.

17. Claim that you can see "hidden images" in another person's post when you cross your eyes.

18. Ask Austrian members about kangaroos.

19. Ask Australian members about alpine skiing.

20. Accuse female posters of being male.

21. Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.

22. Insist that anyone objecting to your compulsive fascination with consuming the flesh of strangled disabled minors is "judgemental".

23. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself.

24. Inquire why all your extremities have turned dark purple.

25. Insist that there's no such state in the U.S. as "New Mexico".

26. Sell "posting permits" in WF's new Market place.

27. Claim to be an amorous highschool cheerleader while posting under a name such as "Leebrock Sr."

28. Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!?

31. List a cute organization name in your title, such as "Canadians for Global Warming".

32. Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II.

33. Regardless of its accuracy, followup another post with the line "BZZZT! Wrong answer!" or "Hello! McFly!"

34. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Spock as your signature.

35. Post a thread with punctuation marks replaced with strange, non-ASCII characters.

36. Insist that another poster is really Serdar Argic or Kibo.

37. Insinuate vague conspiracies in all your posts.

38. Claim that unidentified government agencies are editing your posts.

39. POST IN ALL CAPS.

40. omit all punctuation

41. omitallspaces

42. OALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE

43. Strive to ensure that no two consecutive words in your posts are correctly spelled. (Specially if your name is Chaitanya)

44. Enrich the lives of thousands with a thoughtful and impassioned debate on the topic "Keyboard users suck".

45. Demand that others cease using the letter e, as you find it "dply offnsiv".

46. Followup another person's posts every twelve minutes to accuse them of "obsessing".

47. Followup two dozen of another person's posts to accuse them of harassing you.

48. Send copious PMs if you're ignored.




OR



Just change your name to seeds_of_poison and post, you'll piss everyone off.
100% Results or your money back.

[thenyproject]

Genius.

Pure genius.

[Chaitanya]

Originally Posted by thenyproject

Genius.

Pure genius.

Thn Join Nasa ! :lol:

[QUOTE=seeds_of_poison




Just change your name to "seeds_of_poison" and post, you'll piss everyone off.
100%

Now who would Dare do such a thing ?

[Chaitanya]

Seed, There is Nothing Personal against u !

take chill pill yaar !

[AcemanIce]

thats just it hahahahaha thanks for that cant stop laughing

[hikoki]

Haha, great post!!

Especially this one:
23. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself.

Should I??

Greetz Nick

[cesium]

32. Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II.


bwahahaha.

[Mage99]

BRILLIANT

[No_way]

You looking for trouble.....? Imbacile